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Offline JVJ (RIP)

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Beware of New Virus
« on: January 13, 2011, 03:08:24 PM »
I just got the following in the mail. Stay on your toes!

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Peace, Jim (|:{>
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DEAR RECEIVER,

  You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologicaly advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.

Thank you very much for helping us.


Thanks & Regards

Miss Aileen

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Beware of New Virus
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Re: Beware of New Virus
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 11:48:16 AM »
 ^-^

If it wasn't for spam mail, right?

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Re: Beware of New Virus
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 02:20:02 PM »
well, in this case I would have missed out on a great laugh, Charlie.

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Re: Beware of New Virus
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 03:09:25 PM »
VIRUS WARNING
This virus warning is genuine.

There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

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Re: Beware of New Virus
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 11:37:51 PM »
If you receive this kind of unusual message, it would be better if you delete it immediately. Actually, most spam messages contain viruses/malwares. For the protection of your unit, you need to have a better antivirus.


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