This is exactly why I didn't go to my high school prom, by the way. You just can't trust dancers.
(Speaking of which, I'm not sure if I'm actually recommending anybody watch it, but if you don't mind that a lot of the plot...and dialogue, action, and acting are all implied, and you're within the permissible geographic distribution regions, one might wish to mosey on over to Hulu to investigate "The LXD." It's not bad, but nor is it particularly compelling just yet. An appearance by Sandy Quirk would improve things immeasurably, though...)