TOP LOVE STORIES: "My Boyfriend Left Me For a Dreidel!"
TENDER ROMANCE: "We Fell In Love Over Chicken Parts!"
IDEAL ROMANCE: "A Is A, B Is B, A plus B Is Romance, and Venus Shrugged!"
DEAR LONELY HEART: "How can I write a letter to an internal organ?"
WARTIME ROMANCES: "I Lost My Love When We Stormed Anzio!"
TEEN-AGE TEMPTATIONS: "I SHOULD Leave That Last Doughnut..."