|Comic Story (5 pages)
||Yo Ho Ho - And a Bottle of Rubbing Alcohol!
||Archie throws a sword at Jughead who's reading Treasure Island in his attic. Startled, Jug flees, only to step on a skate, hit his head on a beam and get knocked out. Unconscious, he dreams Archie is an evil pirate who hangs him by his thumbs and tries to feed him to the sharks. Until Archie throws a bucket of water on him, to bring him around.
||Pencils: Bill Vigoda (signed) | Inks: Bill Vigoda (signed)|